Today's Advice

When chasing after a scary shoplifter who's just walked out with a basket full or groceries, yelling out 'um excuse me, yeah, ah, um, excuse me, you have our groceries can we have them back please? Is not the most effective way of going about things, next time It'll be 'OI YOU FILTHY BOGAN SCUM STEALING OUR SHIT, BRING IT THE FUCK BACK HERE NOW'.